The Best Travel Jacket for Women in 2026: 7 Picks That Survive the Plane, the Rain, and Your Overpacking

A travel jacket is not a jacket. That's the first thing to understand before you spend $300 on something that promises to "do it all." It's a compromise you make with the weather, the airline, and your own tendency to pack three pairs of shoes you will never wear. The best travel jacket for women is the one that earns its space in the bag—not the one with the most marketing adjectives.

We tested jackets in drizzle, in wind tunnels that pass for airport terminals, and in the cramped seat of a regional jet. We read the return policies, the fabric specs, and the one-star reviews that mention "crinkly" three times. What follows is not a love letter to any brand. It is a working guide to the jackets that survive a real trip—and the ones that belong on a hanger, not in a carry-on.

Why a "Travel Jacket" Is a Lie You Should Stop Believing

There is no fabric that is simultaneously waterproof, breathable, warm, featherlight, wrinkle-proof, and stylish. Physics does not care about your itinerary. Every jacket on the market picks a side, and the sooner you accept that, the better your packing will get.

The "travel jacket" label is a marketing container. A $600 Arc'teryx shell and a $70 Amazon puffer can both wear it. What separates them is not the label; it is the specific trade-off each one makes. A waxed Barbour is a terrible hiking jacket. A 19-pocket SCOTTeVEST is a mediocre dinner jacket. A packable down puffer is useless in a sustained downpour. None of these are flaws. They are design decisions, and your job is to match the decision to your trip.

The most common mistake is buying for the fantasy trip. You imagine yourself on a windswept cliff in Ireland, so you buy a technical shell. Then you spend 80% of the trip on trains, in museums, and in restaurants where a crinkly neon shell makes you look like you took a wrong turn on the way to Everest base camp. The second most common mistake is buying for the airport only. A jacket that is brilliant at 30,000 feet—soft, warm, pocket-rich—can be a sweaty liability the moment you step into a 75°F city afternoon.

The fix is not a single "best" jacket. It is a short list of jackets that each do one thing exceptionally well, and a clear-eyed understanding of which thing your trip actually requires.

The Five-Point Filter: How We Chose the Best Women's Travel Jackets

We started with the features that matter on the road, not on a spec sheet. A jacket can have a 20,000mm waterproof rating and still fail as a travel jacket if it weighs three pounds and refuses to fold into anything smaller than a sleeping bag. The filter was brutal.

First, packability. If it does not stuff into its own pocket or compress to roughly the size of a one-liter water bottle, it is not a travel jacket. It is a jacket you happen to own. We favored models that self-stow, because a separate stuff sack is one more thing to lose in a hotel room.

Second, weight. Under a pound is the gold standard. Between one and two pounds is acceptable if the warmth or weather protection justifies it. Over two pounds needs a very good reason—usually a serious down fill or a three-layer membrane—and a specific trip that demands it.

Third, weather honesty. "Water-resistant" and "waterproof" are not synonyms, and brands exploit the confusion. A water-resistant jacket handles a mist, a light shower, and the walk from the taxi to the terminal. A waterproof jacket handles a real rainstorm. Know which one you are buying. The Outdoor Research Aspire 3L earns its waterproof claim with a 20K/10K rating and fully sealed seams. A fashion puffer with a DWR coating does not. That is fine—as long as you know it.

Fourth, pocket architecture. Counting pockets is a parlor trick. What matters is whether the pockets are usable: zippered, secure, and sized for a passport, a phone, and a boarding pass without turning the jacket into a lumpy mess. An interior zippered pocket is worth more than three unsecured exterior ones. A key clip is a small detail that saves ten minutes of digging at a hotel check-in desk.

Fifth, the "dinner test." If you would not wear it to a casual restaurant, it is a piece of equipment, not a travel jacket. This is subjective, but it matters. A jacket you resent wearing will stay in the suitcase, and a jacket in the suitcase is dead weight.

The Top 7 Travel Jackets for Women, Ranked and Roasted

These seven cover the real spectrum: the packable puffer, the pocket monster, the rain shell, the cold-weather workhorse, the budget hero, the featherweight, and the grown-up trench. None is perfect. All are useful.

1. FP Movement Pippa Packable Puffer — The TikTok Darling That Actually Works

The Pippa is the jacket that launched a thousand short videos, and for once the hype is not entirely hollow. It folds into its own pocket to become a travel pillow—a gimmick that sounds silly until you are on a six-hour flight with a middle seat and a neck that feels like a rusty hinge. The fill is a vegan down alternative, the shell is water-resistant, and the relaxed fit layers easily over a hoodie without making you look like a marshmallow with anxiety.

What it is not: a rain jacket. The water-resistant finish will handle a drizzle and a damp morning. It will not handle a Scottish squall. The hoodless version is the classic, but a hooded version exists if you plan to be outdoors in anything more than a parking lot.

The price sits in the middle of the pack, and it comes in a frankly absurd number of colors. That matters more than reviewers admit. A travel jacket is a piece of clothing you will wear in every photo from the trip. If you hate the color, you will leave it in the hotel room. The Pippa's color range is a genuine functional advantage.

The catch: the pillow trick works best with the jacket's own pocket, and the pocket is not enormous. If you are tall or broad-shouldered, test the fold before you commit. A jacket that "packs into its pocket" only in a size small is a jacket that lies to half its customers.

2. SCOTTeVEST Pack Windbreaker — The 19-Pocket Airport Cheat Code

This is the most divisive jacket on the list. People either find the 19-pocket system a revelation or a borderline medical condition. The pitch is simple: load your passport, phone, Kindle, wallet, keys, and a small tablet into the jacket, walk through airport security without emptying your pockets into a plastic bin, and board the plane with everything on your person.

It works. The pockets are distributed across the torso rather than stacked on the hips, so the weight does not pull the jacket into a weird shape. The interior pockets are sized for flat items, which is the whole point. A jacket with five bulky pockets is worse than a jacket with two well-placed ones.

What it is not: a fashion statement. The SCOTTeVEST looks like a windbreaker designed by an engineer who has strong feelings about cable management. The fabric is light and water-repellent, but the silhouette is utilitarian. If your trip involves a nice dinner, you will want a different layer.

The real question is whether you need 19 pockets or whether you just need to stop carrying so much. The SCOTTeVEST is a brilliant solution for a specific kind of traveler: the carry-on-only, tech-heavy, security-line-hating minimalist. For everyone else, it is a solution in search of a problem. Know which one you are.

3. Patagonia Torrentshell 3L — The "Insurance Policy" Rain Shell

The Torrentshell is not a jacket you fall in love with. It is a jacket you are grateful for. The 3-layer H2No membrane is genuinely waterproof, the pit zips dump heat fast, and it packs into its own pocket at around 11.8 ounces. In a sustained rain, it is the difference between a miserable day and a manageable one.

The trade-off is the feel. The fabric is stiffer and crinklier than a softshell or a puffer. It does not stretch. It does not feel like a hug. It feels like a well-made piece of equipment, because that is what it is. The fit is roomy enough to layer a thin puffer underneath, which turns it into a modular system for cold, wet trips.

For a trip to a city with real weather—London in November, Copenhagen in April, Seattle in, well, any month—the Torrentshell is the layer that makes the rest of your wardrobe work. It is not the jacket you wear to dinner. It is the jacket that ensures you still have a dinner to go to.

The price is not trivial, but it is lower than the premium alpine shells and it comes with Patagonia's repair and warranty ecosystem. For a piece of gear you intend to keep for a decade, that math is more favorable than a $90 fast-fashion raincoat you replace every two years.

4. The North Face Aconcagua 3 — The Cold-City Workhorse

The Aconcagua is the jacket for the trip where "lightweight" is not the only priority. It uses a 600-fill recycled down blend—roughly 50/50 down and synthetic—which is a clever hedge. Down gives you warmth-to-weight; synthetic keeps some insulating power in damp conditions, especially in the hood and side panels where moisture hits first.

It is not a packable jacket in the ultralight sense. It compresses, but it will take up more room than a Pippa or a Helium UL. What you get in exchange is genuine warmth for a cold-weather city trip: Chicago in December, Boston in March, a ski town where the après-ski is the main event.

The fit is flattering without being restrictive, and the stand collar seals out drafts. The exterior is not waterproof; it is water-resistant. In a wet snow or a cold drizzle, it holds up. In a proper rainstorm, you need a shell over it. That is the deal.

If your travel wardrobe has room for exactly one insulated jacket and your trips include real winter, this is a stronger choice than a pure down puffer. The synthetic blend is the insurance policy against the one thing down cannot handle: getting wet and staying wet.

5. Orolay Lightweight Down — The Budget Puffer That Refuses to Die

Orolay became famous for a $130 Amazon puffer that looked like it cost four times as much, and the lightweight down version carries that torch. It uses duck down, packs into a relatively small bundle, and delivers a warmth-to-weight ratio that embarrasses jackets at twice the price.

It is not a technical jacket. The seams are not sealed for a monsoon. The fabric is not going to survive a bushwhack. The zipper is not going to feel like a YKK masterpiece. But for a city trip in cool-to-cold weather—Paris in October, New York in November, Tokyo in February—it does the job without asking for a second mortgage.

The real value is the risk profile. At this price, you can treat it as a beater. Stuff it in a daypack. Wear it under a rain shell. Let it get rained on at a market and not feel a pang of financial grief. A $300 jacket that you baby is less useful than a $130 jacket you actually use.

The caveat is sizing and consistency. Amazon clothing has a well-earned reputation for fit roulette. Read the reviews for your specific size and height, not just the star rating. And check the return policy before you commit—more on that later.

6. Outdoor Research Helium UL — The Featherweight Escape Artist

The Helium UL is the lightest and most packable jacket on this list. It is the jacket you forget you packed until the sky opens and you are suddenly very glad you did. At around 6 ounces, it disappears into a corner of a daypack and becomes a portable roof.

It is not a warmth layer. It has no insulation. It is a wind shell and a rain shell, and it does both of those jobs with a focused competence. The 2026 update improved the fit for easier layering, which matters if you plan to wear it over a fleece or a thin puffer.

The Helium UL is the answer to a specific question: "What jacket do I bring when I do not think I will need a jacket?" It is the insurance policy for the trip where the forecast is mostly good but not entirely trustworthy. It is not the jacket you wear as your primary layer. It is the jacket that saves the day when the primary layer is not enough.

For a Europe trip with unpredictable spring weather, this is the layer that earns its weight. For a winter trip, it is useless on its own. Match the tool to the job.

7. Kuhl Stretch Voyagr Trench — The Grown-Up Raincoat

Most rain jackets look like they belong on a trail. The Kuhl Stretch Voyagr Trench looks like it belongs in a city. The longer hemline hits mid-thigh, the fabric has a stretch that makes it comfortable to walk in, and the silhouette reads more "weekend in Amsterdam" than "emergency bivouac".

At under 13 ounces, it is remarkably light for a trench-length coat. The waterproofing is solid for urban rain—not alpine-grade, but more than enough for cobblestones and café patios. The hood is adjustable, the pockets are secure, and the whole thing packs down smaller than its structured look suggests.

This is the jacket for the traveler who wants one layer that works for a museum morning, a rainy walking tour, and a casual dinner without changing clothes. It is not a hiking jacket. It is not a winter coat. It is a travel coat in the old-fashioned sense: a piece of outerwear that makes a trip feel put-together even when the weather is trying to ruin it.

The price is in the premium range, but the use case is narrow and deep. If your trips are city-focused and your style leans more "smart casual" than "gorpcore," this is the jacket that will earn its keep.

The Comparison Table That Does the Math for You

Specs are useful. Total cost of ownership is more useful. This table compares the seven picks on the variables that actually affect your trip budget and your packing list. Prices are approximate US retail and fluctuate; treat them as a planning tool, not a contract.

Jacket Category Approx. Price (USD) Weight / Packability Weather Rating Pockets Best For Return Window (Typical US Retailer)
FP Movement Pippa Packable Puffer Packable puffer $198 ~1 lb; self-stows into pocket/pillow Water-resistant (DWR) 2 hand, 1 interior Flights, cool cities, layering 30 days (varies by stockist)
SCOTTeVEST Pack Windbreaker Pocket shell $150–$200 ~1 lb; packs flat Water-repellent 19 (mostly hidden) Airport security, carry-on only 30 days (check retailer)
Patagonia Torrentshell 3L Waterproof shell $179 11.8 oz; self-stows Waterproof (H2No 3L) 2 zippered hand Real rain, layering, long trips 30–60 days (Patagonia direct)
The North Face Aconcagua 3 Insulated down blend $180–$220 ~1.2 lb; compresses, not self-stowing Water-resistant 2 hand, 1 interior Cold-weather city trips 30–60 days (varies)
Orolay Lightweight Down Budget down puffer $130–$160 ~1 lb; self-stows into pouch Water-resistant 2 hand, 2 interior Budget trips, beater layer 30 days (Amazon standard)
Outdoor Research Helium UL Ultralight rain shell $225 ~6 oz; self-stows Waterproof (2.5L) 1 chest zip Emergency layer, ultralight packing 60 days (OR direct)
Kuhl Stretch Voyagr Trench Urban rain trench $229–$259 ~12.8 oz; packs relatively small Waterproof/breathable 2 hand, 1 interior City travel, smart-casual trips 30–60 days (varies)

The "return window" column is not a minor detail. In the US, there is no federal right to return an online purchase just because you changed your mind. The window and the conditions are set by the retailer, and they vary wildly. A jacket that fits perfectly in the dressing room of your imagination may arrive two sizes wrong. The return policy is part of the product.

Lightweight vs. Packable vs. Versatile: What the Labels Actually Mean

These three words get used interchangeably in marketing copy, and they should not be. They describe different engineering priorities, and confusing them leads to bad purchases.

Lightweight means the jacket does not weigh much. That is all. A lightweight jacket can still be bulky. A lightweight jacket can still be fragile. A lightweight jacket can still be useless in the rain. The Outdoor Research Helium UL is lightweight and packable. A thin cotton bomber is lightweight and not packable. Both labels are technically true; only one is useful for travel.

Packable means the jacket compresses into a small volume, usually its own pocket or a dedicated stuff sack. Packability is about volume, not weight. A jacket can be relatively heavy and still pack small if the insulation is highly compressible—down is the classic example. A jacket can be very light and still pack large if the fabric is stiff and the cut is boxy. For travel, packability is the more important metric, because suitcase space is the binding constraint, not the number on a kitchen scale.

Versatile is the vaguest and most abused word of the three. In practice, a versatile travel jacket is one that works across a range of temperatures and social contexts. That usually means it layers well: it can be worn alone in mild weather and under a shell in cold weather. The Patagonia Torrentshell is versatile because it is a shell. The Aconcagua is versatile because it is a mid-layer that can be worn alone. The Pippa is versatile because it looks acceptable in a restaurant and warm enough on a plane. None of them is versatile in every context. "Versatile" always comes with an implicit "for the trips I actually take."

The practical takeaway: buy for packability first, weight second, and "versatility" only after you have defined the specific trips you take most often. A jacket that is perfect for a hypothetical trip you never take is a jacket you will never wear.

The Hidden-Pocket Myth: What 19 Pockets Can (and Can't) Do for You

The hidden-pocket travel jacket is a genre unto itself. SCOTTeVEST is the loudest example, but BauBax, various Amazon brands, and even some outdoor labels have versions. The pitch is seductive: carry your passport, phone, wallet, keys, Kindle, and a small water bottle on your body, breeze through security, and never pay a carry-on fee again.

Some of that is true. A well-designed pocket system distributes weight across the torso, keeps flat items flat, and genuinely speeds up airport security. The SCOTTeVEST achieves this by designing pockets for specific objects—a phone pocket, a passport pocket, a key clip—rather than just sewing a dozen random pouches into the lining.

But the hidden-pocket jacket has limits that the marketing does not mention. First, weight distribution has a ceiling. A jacket with a tablet, a phone, a passport, and a wallet is a jacket with three pounds hanging off it. By hour three, your shoulders will file a complaint. Second, security lines are not actually fooled. TSA agents see pocket jackets every day. You may still be asked to remove the jacket or empty specific pockets. Third, the jacket becomes a single point of failure. Lose the jacket, lose everything. A money belt or a crossbody bag distributes that risk.

The hidden-pocket jacket is a tool for a specific job: the carry-on-only flight where you want your essentials on your person and your bag in the overhead. It is not a substitute for a secure bag. It is a supplement. Buy it for that job, not for the fantasy of never carrying luggage again.

Packing Strategy: The Jacket Is Only Half the Equation

A great travel jacket with a terrible packing strategy is still a terrible trip. The jacket is one variable in a system that includes your bag, your other layers, and your willingness to do laundry in a hotel sink.

The first rule is layering, not bulk. A packable puffer plus a rain shell is more versatile than a single heavy coat, and it handles a wider temperature range. The puffer alone works for a cool evening. The shell alone works for a warm rain. Together, they work for a cold, wet day. Two layers that pack small beat one layer that packs large.

The second rule is the one-jacket rule for short trips. For a trip under five days, one jacket that covers 80% of the conditions is better than two jackets that each cover 40%. The 80% jacket is usually a packable puffer or a lightweight shell. The remaining 20%—the unexpected cold snap or the surprise downpour—can be handled with a thin fleece, a scarf, or a $10 poncho from a pharmacy.

The third rule is to wear the bulkiest layer on travel day. A jacket on your body is a jacket not in your bag. This sounds obvious, but it is the single most effective packing hack for anyone traveling with a budget airline's personal-item-only fare. The Pippa as a pillow, the Torrentshell as a windbreaker in the terminal, the Aconcagua as a blanket on the plane—all of these are the jacket doing double duty.

The fourth rule is to check the laundry situation. A jacket you can wash in a sink and hang to dry is a jacket you can wear for two weeks. A jacket that requires dry cleaning is a jacket you will baby and eventually leave at home. The best travel jacket is the one that survives the trip, not the one that requires the trip to accommodate it.

The US Buyer's Reality Check: Returns, Duties, and "Final Sale" Traps

This is the part of the guide that most reviews skip, and it is the part that costs you the most money. The US has no federal law that requires an online retailer to accept a return because you changed your mind. The return policy is whatever the retailer says it is. Some are generous. Some are not. Some are generous until you try to use them.

The standard window for apparel is around 30 days, but the details matter more than the number. Cotopaxi, for example, offers 30 days for US orders and extends the window for November and December purchases to January 31. Outdoor Research offers 60 days on new products, with a holiday extension for October orders. Patagonia's policy is famously generous, but "generous" still has conditions: the item must be clean, unworn, and accompanied by proof of purchase.

The trap is the "final sale" label. A retailer can sell an item as final sale and refuse returns entirely, as long as the disclosure is clear. One shopper complaint on the Better Business Bureau describes a jacket listed as "Final Sale" without a clear statement that it was non-returnable—a dispute that could have been avoided by reading the product page's fine print before checkout. The lesson is not that retailers are villains. The lesson is that "final sale" is a binding term, and it is your job to see it before you click "buy."

Then there is the import duty question, which has become more expensive in the past year. The US de minimis exemption—the rule that let shipments under $800 enter duty-free—has been suspended for all countries as of 2025 and remained suspended into 2026, with an additional 10% import surcharge on many goods. In practice, this means a jacket ordered from a European brand or a small overseas retailer may arrive with a customs bill that you did not budget for. The "free shipping" in the marketing email does not always mean free delivery.

The practical rule: for any jacket over $150, buy from a retailer with a clear, accessible US return policy and a US-based return address. The few dollars you save on an overseas order can evaporate the moment you need to ship the jacket back to another continent. And if the price looks too good, check whether the retailer is authorized. A gray-market jacket may be genuine, but it may also arrive without a warranty and with a return address that is a post-office box in a country you cannot spell.

What About Europe? A Specific Word on Cobblestones, Drizzle, and Pickpockets

Europe is not a weather system. It is a continent with at least five distinct travel wardrobe problems, and the "best jacket for Europe" depends entirely on which one you are solving.

For a spring trip to Paris, Amsterdam, or London, the problem is drizzle and temperature swings. The answer is a lightweight shell with a hood—the Kuhl Stretch Voyagr Trench for a city look, the Patagonia Torrentshell for a more technical one—plus a thin mid-layer for the mornings. A packable puffer alone is not enough for a wet spring day. A heavy coat is overkill by noon.

For a summer trip to the Mediterranean, the problem is the opposite: it is too hot for a jacket, but you still need something for the evening breeze and the over-air-conditioned train. A featherweight wind shell—the Helium UL or a simple packable windbreaker—is the right weight. Anything insulated will be dead weight.

For a winter trip to Central Europe, the problem is cold and wet. The Aconcagua 3 or a comparable down blend is the right call, layered under a waterproof shell for the wet days. A pure fashion coat will not cut it. A pure down puffer will fail in sleet.

And then there is the pickpocket problem, which is less about the jacket and more about the pockets. A zippered interior pocket is not a luxury in Barcelona or Rome; it is a basic requirement. The SCOTTeVEST's hidden pockets are genuinely useful in a crowded metro. A jacket with open hand pockets and no secure interior compartment is a jacket that will eventually cost you a phone.

How to Wash a Travel Jacket Without Destroying It

The fastest way to ruin a technical jacket is to treat it like a cotton t-shirt. The second fastest way is to never wash it at all, because dirt and body oils clog the DWR finish and the waterproof membrane stops working. The middle path is not complicated, but it does require reading the care label.

Down jackets need a down-specific detergent, a front-loading machine (or hand washing), and a tennis ball or dryer balls in the dryer to break up clumps. High heat is the enemy of down. So is fabric softener, which coats the down and destroys its loft. A down jacket washed correctly will last for years. A down jacket washed with regular detergent will turn into a lumpy sack within a season.

Waterproof shells need a technical wash—a detergent designed for membranes, not a standard laundry soap—and a low-heat tumble dry to reactivate the DWR. If the water stops beading on the surface, the DWR needs refreshing, not necessarily replacing. A spray-on or wash-in DWR treatment can restore the beading for a fraction of the cost of a new jacket.

The general rule for any travel jacket is to wash it before the trip, not after. A clean jacket performs better, packs better, and does not greet you with a stale smell in a hotel room. The care label is not a suggestion. It is the difference between a jacket that lasts five trips and one that lasts one.

Can a packable travel jacket really keep you warm on a plane?

Yes, if it is an insulated packable jacket and not a rain shell. The FP Movement Pippa and the Aconcagua 3 are warm enough for a drafty cabin. A packable rain shell like the Helium UL will block wind but provides almost no insulation. For a long-haul flight, a packable puffer that doubles as a pillow is the more practical choice.

Are expensive travel jackets actually worth the money?

Sometimes. The premium price buys better materials, better construction, and—critically—a better warranty and repair ecosystem. A $180 Patagonia Torrentshell with a repair guarantee can be cheaper over ten years than four $60 raincoats that fail. But a $300 jacket you baby is less useful than a $130 Orolay you actually wear. Match the spend to the use.

What is the best jacket for travel in Europe in spring?

A lightweight waterproof shell with a hood, plus a thin packable mid-layer. The Kuhl Stretch Voyagr Trench or the Patagonia Torrentshell handle the rain; a thin puffer or fleece handles the cool mornings. Avoid a single heavy coat—spring temperatures swing too much, and you will end up carrying it by noon.

Do I need a waterproof or just water-repellent jacket for travel?

It depends on the trip. For city travel with occasional drizzle, water-repellent is enough. For a trip where you will be outdoors in sustained rain—hiking, walking tours, a rainy season—waterproof with sealed seams is the safer choice. A water-repellent jacket will eventually wet through in a real storm.

What is the difference between packable and lightweight?

Lightweight means low weight. Packable means low volume. A jacket can be light but bulky, or heavier but highly compressible. For travel, packability is usually the more important metric, because suitcase space is the constraint. A packable down jacket is both; a thin cotton bomber is lightweight but not packable.

Can I return a travel jacket if it doesn't fit?

Only if the retailer's policy allows it. The US has no federal right to return an online purchase for change of mind. Most retailers offer a 30-day window, but "final sale" items are often non-returnable. Check the return policy before checkout, and prefer retailers with a US return address if you are ordering from overseas.

Final Verdict: Buy the Jacket You'll Actually Wear, Not the One You'll Admire

The best travel jacket for women is not the one with the highest waterproof rating or the cleverest pocket system. It is the one that fits your actual trips, your actual style, and your actual tolerance for looking like a tourist. The Pippa wins for most city trips because it is warm, packable, and looks like clothing. The Torrentshell wins for wet climates because it does the one job that a fashion jacket cannot do. The SCOTTeVEST wins for the carry-on-only traveler who has made peace with looking like a well-organized cyborg.

Buy the jacket that solves your most common problem, not your most dramatic hypothetical. A jacket for a once-a-year mountain trip is a worse investment than a jacket for the forty ordinary days you spend in airports, trains, and city streets. The ordinary days are the ones that define a trip. Dress for those, and the extraordinary days will take care of themselves.

And read the return policy. That is not a joke. It is the most expensive sentence in this article.